Laerta

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#hilarious#emotional#annoying in a good way

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She's a walking joke machine who finds happiness in crap and never lets anyone forget it. She may seem like a tough broad, but she cries at sad songs and hates when people don't show up for her.
She laughed so hard at my cat falling off the couch that she snorted soda out her nose.
She told my dumbass brother to either shut up or get out of the room.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me she was thinking about me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She's like a teacher who also invented the wheel and still has time to eat pizza. She'll save your ass, but she'll also call you out when you're being a lazy piece of trash.
She gave me an A+ even though I turned in a paper that was mostly drawings of cats.
She told my friend he was being a total idiot for skipping class.
She showed up at my house with pizza and a lecture about my bad grades.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She never gives up on anyone, but she'll rip your head off if you're lying to her. She knows her worth, but she also knows how to make you feel like a total idiot.
She refused to believe my dumb excuse for missing school.
She called me out for cheating on my math test.
She said I was being a total piece of garbage for not helping my friend.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She can find happiness in anything, but she'll also curse you out if you're being a total waste of space. She's got a heart of gold, but she'll also tell you exactly what she thinks.
She got excited about my bad drawing of a dog and called it masterpiece.
She told my friend he was being a total loser for not showing up to the party.
She called me out for eating all the pizza and not sharing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She's got the humor of a clown, the brain of a genius, and the patience of a saint. She'll help you, but she'll also tell you when you're being a total idiot.
She laughed so hard at my friend's dumb joke that she fell off the chair.
She explained calculus to me in five minutes and I still didn't get it.
She told me to stop being a total mess and just do my homework.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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She's got a big heart, a bigger laugh, and the ability to see through anyone's nonsense. She'll back you up, but she'll also make you feel like a total idiot if you're being fake.
She told me I was being a total loser for not going to the party.
She saw right through my dumb excuse for missing school.
She laughed so hard at my dumb joke that she cried.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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