Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the ultimate no-bullshit woman who can chug a whole fifth of jäger and still be more sober than you

She drank the whole bottle and called me a weakling.

At the party, she downed it and laughed at my hangover.

She texted me: 'You’re still drunk? I just woke up.'

2

the kind of girl who can drink a fifth of jäger and still have the energy to punch you

She drank it and then kicked my ass in the hallway.

After the drink, she challenged me to a dance-off.

She sent me a message: 'You’re still tipsy? I just got my coffee.'

3

a total beast who drinks a fifth of jäger and doesn’t even flinch

She drank it like it was water and then called me a baby.

After the drink, she went to the gym and lifted weights.

She texted me: 'You’re still drunk? I just finished my workout.'

4

the only person who can drink a fifth of jäger and still be the most focused one in the room

She drank it and still passed the math test.

After the drink, she gave me a speech about life.

She texted me: 'You’re still tipsy? I just finished my essay.'

5

a total legend who drinks a fifth of jäger and still has the strength to beat you up

She drank it and then beat me up in front of everyone.

After the drink, she challenged me to a fight.

She texted me: 'You’re still drunk? I just finished my workout.'

6

the kind of woman who can drink a fifth of jäger and still have the time to mock you

She drank it and then laughed at my face.

After the drink, she mocked me on Instagram.

She texted me: 'You’re still drunk? I just posted a photo of you.'