Laelynn

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Laelynn is a human glitter bomb. She’s sweet but also a little bit of a mess. She’s always trying to split her time between homework and getting wasted.
Laelynn: I did my math homework… and also drank half a bottle of vodka. I’m a genius.
Laelynn: My teacher said I was distracted. I said I was just prepping for the weekend.
Laelynn: I came to class with glitter in my hair. My teacher gave me a warning. I gave her a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laelynn is a walking snack bar. She’s always smiling, but she’s also always trying to sneak snacks into class.
Laelynn: I brought a whole bag of chips to class. I didn’t eat them. I just stared at them. It was a power move.
Laelynn: I asked my teacher if I could bring pizza to the next test. She said no. I said fine. I brought it anyway.
Laelynn: My friend said I was too distracted. I said I was just trying to eat a snack in peace.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Laelynn is a human fountain of chaos. She’s always laughing, but she’s also always getting in trouble for being too loud.
Laelynn: I got in trouble for yelling in the hallway. I said I was just being loud. I was being loud.
Laelynn: I threw a paper airplane at my teacher. It hit her. She threw a paper airplane back. It hit me.
Laelynn: My friend said I was too loud. I said I was just being fun. Fun is loud.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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