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A flower so pretty it makes your face look like a sad pizza. It’s from a faraway place and it’s not even cool.

My mom says I look like a sad pizza. I swear I’m gonna kill her.

That orchid is so pretty, it’s like it’s judging my life choices.

I tried to draw it and it looked like a failed math test.

The girl who thinks Black Butler is the only thing that matters. She’s short, she’s nuts, and she’s not afraid to tell you she’s nuts.

I asked her if she’s ever slept. She said, 'Why? I’m not tired.'

She tried to summon a demon and just got a paper cut.

She’s shorter than my dog, but she thinks she’s a superhero.

A girl who’s smart, funny, and has no life. She loves bananas and pickles more than she loves her own brain.

She told me pickles are better than love. I believe her.

She eats a banana every day and still thinks she’s normal.

She’s my best friend and she’s the reason I still have my sanity.

A bunch of trash who watch videos they’re not supposed to watch. They’re loud, they’re stupid, and they think they’re cool.

They watched a video of a cat fighting a robot and cried like babies.

They watched a video of a man yelling at a chicken and joined in.

They watched a video and now they think they’re famous.