Laekyn

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Laekyn is a dumb blonde who thinks she’s the bee’s knees. She’s got a body like a stick and a face that could win a beauty pageant, but she’s also a total nightmare.
Laekyn: 'I got a perfect score on my math test!' Me: 'You got a 62.' Laekyn: 'Whatever, I’m still hotter than you.'
Laekyn texts me: 'You’re so ugly, I feel sorry for you.'
At the gym, Laekyn yells at the treadmill: 'You’re not even trying!'
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Laekyn is a dumbass blonde who’s got the looks but zero brain. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous, but she’s also a backstabbing pain in the ass.
Laekyn: 'I’m the best at everything.' Me: 'You failed art.' Laekyn: 'That’s just a phase.'
Laekyn texts me: 'I’m going to beat you at every sport. Watch me.'
Laekyn yells at her dog: 'You’re not even a real dog!'
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Laekyn is a dumb blonde who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s got a face that could make a statue blush, but she’s also a total pain in the ass. She’s fake, but she’ll save your ass when you need it.
Laekyn: 'I’m the most popular person in school.' Me: 'You got 1 friend.' Laekyn: 'That’s enough.'
Laekyn texts me: 'You’re the worst. I’m the best.'
Laekyn saves me from getting in trouble: 'I’ll take the blame. You’re too dumb to handle this.'
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