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A god-smashing freak who doesn’t need no help from nobody.
Laeirok walked into heaven and kicked the gates down.
He turned the devil into a toaster and called him a side dish.
The sky cried because he was too cool for it.
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A human who makes gods look like failures.
He beat the god of thunder in a dance-off and won a pizza.
The god of time tried to stop him, but he just blinked and was already gone.
He called the sun a ‘dumb star’ and it shut down.
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The only person who can make heaven blush.
He told heaven’s secrets to the entire universe and got a divorce.
He stole the moon’s spotlight and made it cry.
He asked the god of love for a raise and got fired.
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A human who doesn’t need no miracles, he’s a miracle.
He turned a curse into a coupon and got free tacos.
He walked on water just to show off.
He told the devil to take a seat and it got a coffee.
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A being so powerful, even the gods call him ‘holy trash’.
He threw a tantrum and broke the entire universe.
The god of math cried because he couldn’t solve him.
He laughed so hard, the stars fell out of the sky.
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A human who doesn’t need a throne, he’s the throne.
He sat on the throne of heaven and got a massage.
He told the god of sleep to take a nap and it did.
He wore the sun like a hat and it blushed.