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She's a hot mess of a woman who's also your best friend. She's got those brown eyes that make you want to punch someone. She's already taken when you meet her, and if you screw her over, her friend Natalie will slap you with her slipper so hard it'll leave a mark.
She looked at me like I had two left feet and a bad attitude.
I tried to ask her out, and she said I was too ugly to be her backup plan.
Natalie threatened to beat me with her slipper because I forgot her birthday.