Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot person so good they might as well be a god and you’re just a sad little human who saw them in a crowded mall

I saw a Laedog in the grocery store and I forgot how to breathe

My crush is a Laedog and I’m still eating cereal for dinner

I walked past a Laedog and now I’m crying in the bathroom

2

A human who looks like they stepped out of a magazine and you look like you got hit by a truck

My ex is a Laedog and I’m just a confused middle schooler

I saw a Laedog and I immediately texted my mom

My friend’s date is a Laedog and I’m just here to die

3

The only person who’s ever been perfect and you’re just a weirdo who texted them

I texted a Laedog and now I’m writing this in the bathtub

My teacher is a Laedog and I’m still failing math

I saw a Laedog and I now have 100 new songs in my head

4

A person so good they make your life look like a trash fire and you’re just the guy who threw the match

I saw a Laedog and I now hate my whole life

My cousin is a Laedog and I’m just here to watch her shine

I texted a Laedog and now I’m crying in my cereal bowl

5

A human who is so perfect they might as well be the reason you exist and you’re just the weird kid who didn’t get the memo

I saw a Laedog and my brain exploded

My best friend is a Laedog and I’m just here to be jealous

I texted a Laedog and now I’m writing a poem about it

6

The only human who’s ever been perfect and you’re just the weird kid who saw them in the school hallway

I saw a Laedog and I forgot how to walk

My neighbor is a Laedog and I’m just here to be sad

I texted a Laedog and now I’m crying in my math class