ladywood

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A fancy name for a woman's private part that grows in damp areas, usually near trees and other stuff that smells like beer and sweat.

My ladywood is doing the cha-cha from all the spicy wings I ate.

That ladywood is so happy, it's practically doing cartwheels.

Her ladywood is so excited, it's like a party in there.

When a woman’s private part gets all tingly and ready for action, like it just got a standing ovation from a crowd of loud, sweaty people.

She got a boner so hard, it could probably bench-press a cow.

Her ladywood was so turned on, it was like a volcano about to erupt.

That ladywood was so hot, it could probably melt the ice caps.

A place in Birmingham where all the druggies and thief crews hang out, and it smells like old socks and regret.

Ladywood was the worst. I got robbed by a guy who looked like he just woke up from a nap.

I went to Ladywood and came back with a headache and a new tattoo I didn’t ask for.

Ladywood is like a bad dream that never ends and is always full of druggies.

When a woman is so turned on, she’s basically vibrating with energy and wants to have sex so fast, it’s like a traffic jam in reverse.

Her ladywood was so strong, it could probably beat up a man.

She got a ladywood so good, it was like a rollercoaster of feelings.

That ladywood was so intense, it could probably start a war.

When a woman gets so excited by something gay, it’s like her ladywood just got a standing ovation from a whole crowd of glitter and confetti.

She saw two men kissing and her ladywood went off like a fireworks show.

That gay guy walked in, and her ladywood was like, 'Oh my god, I’m ready.'

Her ladywood exploded when she saw the glittery man in the sparkly dress.