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A guy who thinks women are just loud versions of his mom. He's clueless, has no charm, and acts like he's the king of the world. He's not bad, but he's definitely not a player.
He asked her if she wanted fries with that burger. She said, 'No, I want you to stop talking.'
He tried to impress her by saying he knew how to dance. She said, 'You can’t even stand up straight.'
He asked her out on a date. She said, 'I’ve seen better acting in a school play.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who thinks he's a ladies' man, but he's just confused and bad at it. He's like a kid who tried to fix a car with a spoon.
He tried to flirt with her by saying, 'Hey, you got a nice face.' She said, 'I’ve heard that before, and it’s not nice.'
He asked her if she wanted to go to the mall. She said, 'I’d rather go to the ER.'
He told her he was a ‘charming guy.’ She said, 'You’re more like a confused squirrel.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man who's got more problems than a math test. He thinks women are easy, but they're just tired of his dumb moves.
He asked her to be his girlfriend. She said, 'I’d rather be your pet.'
He said, 'You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.' She said, 'You’re the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. Please stop talking.'
He tried to impress her with his ‘deep voice.’ She said, 'You sound like a frog with a cold.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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