Ladytache

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A woman who has a mustache so big it looks like it was grown in a sewer. Usually found on women with black hair who think they're tough.
My aunt has a ladytache so thick I could hide my face in it.
That woman at the gym has a ladytache that makes me want to cry.
My mom’s ladytache is so bad she thinks it's a fashion statement.
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A woman with a mustache so bad it makes her look like she got into a fight with a razor and lost.
My neighbor's ladytache is so bad I think she’s trying to scare the mailman.
That lady at the coffee shop has a ladytache that looks like it was drawn with a marker.
My cousin’s ladytache is so bad it could start a war.
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A woman who has a mustache so bad it makes me think she’s been cursed by a beard demon.
My grandma’s ladytache is so bad it makes me want to run away.
That lady in the grocery store has a ladytache that looks like it was glued on.
My teacher’s ladytache is so bad it makes me not want to do homework.
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A woman with a mustache that's so bad it looks like it was grown in a landfill.
My friend’s ladytache is so bad it makes me think she’s a monster.
That lady at the bar has a ladytache that could make a man cry.
My mom’s ladytache is so bad it could get its own Instagram.
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A woman who has a mustache so bad it makes me think she's been eating razor blades for breakfast.
My sister’s ladytache is so bad it looks like it's been painted on.
That lady at the park has a ladytache that could scare the birds.
My aunt’s ladytache is so bad it looks like it was grown in a prison.
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A woman with a mustache so bad it looks like it was grown in a toilet.
My cousin’s ladytache is so bad it looks like it was made of hair and regret.
That lady at the office has a ladytache so bad it could make a man quit.
My mom’s ladytache is so bad it makes me want to take a nap.
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