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A woman’s mustache that looks like it was drawn with a marker and a bad decision.

My mom’s ladystache looks like a raccoon drew on her face with a crayon.

I told my teacher she had a ladystache that could beat up a regular mustache.

My sister’s ladystache is so big it’s trying to take over her face.

A lady’s mustache that’s so weak it can’t even hold up a tiny piece of food.

My aunt’s ladystache can’t even hold a cheeseburger.

My grandma’s ladystache is so wimpy it cries when it sees a real mustache.

My cousin’s ladystache is like a mustache that’s on vacation.

A woman’s mustache that looks like it got stuck in a blender and didn’t know how to get out.

My mom’s ladystache looks like it got tossed in a blender and didn’t ask for directions.

My sister’s ladystache is so messy it could start a war.

My neighbor’s ladystache is like a mustache that got into a fight and lost.

A lady’s mustache that’s so small it looks like it’s hiding from the world.

My dad’s wife’s ladystache is so tiny it’s like it’s wearing a disguise.

My mom’s ladystache is so small it could fit in a matchbox.

My aunt’s ladystache is so tiny it’s like it’s on a diet.

A woman’s mustache that’s like a mustache that’s trying to be cool but failing.

My mom’s ladystache looks like it’s trying to be cool but got distracted by a snack.

My sister’s ladystache is like a mustache that just got out of jail and doesn’t know how to act.

My neighbor’s ladystache is so awkward it’s like it’s in a bad movie.

A lady’s mustache that’s like a mustache that’s been through a lot and doesn’t care anymore.

My grandma’s ladystache looks like it’s been through a war and doesn’t want to fight anymore.

My aunt’s ladystache is so old it could be a fossil.

My mom’s ladystache is like it’s been dragged through a mud puddle and doesn’t care.