Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman’s special juice shot out like a fire hose when she gets really turned on and feels like giving you a free drink.

She hit me with a ladyspaff so hard I had to wipe my shirt off.

He was lucky he didn’t get soaked from her ladyspaff.

She let out a ladyspaff and said, ‘That’s for you, you idiot.’

2

The messy, squirty surprise a woman gives you when she’s really happy and you didn’t expect it.

He didn’t see it coming, she blasted him with a ladyspaff.

She gave him a ladyspaff so strong it got on the ceiling.

He was eating a sandwich when she hit him with a ladyspaff.

3

A woman’s secret weapon when she’s angry and wants to make you feel like a total fool.

She gave him a ladyspaff and said, ‘You’re a real idiot.’

He was laughing at her, and she shot him with a ladyspaff.

She used her ladyspaff to shut him up for good.

4

The wet, wild, and very personal gift a woman gives you when she’s having a great time and doesn’t care if you’re embarrassed.

He got a ladyspaff in the face and couldn’t stop laughing.

She gave him a ladyspaff while he was trying to sleep.

He got drenched with a ladyspaff and said, ‘That was the best thing ever.’

5

A woman’s way of saying, ‘You’re not the best,’ by shooting you with a liquid reminder of her power.

He got a ladyspaff and said, ‘That was a wake-up call.’

She hit him with a ladyspaff and said, ‘You’re not even close.’

He was speechless after her ladyspaff.

6

The wet and wild proof that a woman is having so much fun, she doesn’t care if you’re the one getting soaked.

He got a ladyspaff and said, ‘That was like a water park.’

She gave him a ladyspaff and said, ‘You’re welcome.’

He was laughing so hard after her ladyspaff.