ladysnake

My gym buddy’s a ladysnake. He wears a leotard and still flexes like a beast.

My cousin tried to date a ladysnake. He wore a dress and cried when he got rejected.

At the bar, the ladysnake tried to flirt with me. I just laughed and ordered another beer.

My brother’s a ladysnake. He wears eyeliner and still tries to lift weights.

The ladysnake at work wore a skirt and a blazer. I didn’t know what to say.

My friend’s a ladysnake. He did a runway walk and tripped over his own feet.