ladyslut

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Girls in their twenties who guzzle red wine like it's going out of style, throw wild dance parties that make your whole neighborhood jealous, and have enough dirty sex to make a priest faint. You're not one. You're just watching from the outside.
My cousin is a ladyslut. She had three guys over last night and none of them left before sunrise.
I saw her at the bar. She was drinking wine and flirting with the bartender like he was her new boyfriend.
She texted me: 'I just had sex in the hallway. You're welcome.'
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Hot women in their early twenties who chug red wine, throw the best dance parties ever, and have enough sex to make your life look sad. They're cool. You're not. Get over it.
She texted me at 2 a. m.: 'I'm at a dance party and I'm having sex with two guys. I might be dead by morning.'
She drank all the wine at the party and started a conga line. It was glorious.
She told me her boyfriend left because she was too loud and had too much wine.
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Chicks in their early twenties who drink red wine like it's water, throw dance parties that shake your walls, and have so much sex it's like they're on a mission. You're not one. You're just jealous.
She had a dance party in her living room and didn't stop until 3 a. m.
She texted me: 'I just had sex with my ex. He's coming back.'
She drank wine, danced, and had sex with three guys. I just watched it happen.
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