ladyshower

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a wild party where they grab the pregnant lady and throw a huge mess to cheer her out of her head because she's about to become a mom and lose her mind forever.
They snatched my sister from her couch and dragged her to a bar for a ladyshower. She came home with a hangover and a baby on the way.
My mom’s ladyshower was so loud the neighbors called the cops. Turns out, cops are just fans of the party too.
My friend’s ladyshower was a disaster. They drank all the wine and threw confetti in her face. She gave birth the next day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a crazy event where they kidnap a lady who’s about to have a baby and let her drink until she forgets her own name.
My cousin’s ladyshower was a full-on kidnapping. They took her to a pizza place and fed her until she cried.
At my ladyshower, I drank so much I forgot my own baby’s name. I just called him ‘the thing that came out of me.’
They took my best friend to a ladyshower and made her eat 10 slices of pizza. She gained 10 pounds and a baby in one day.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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when you grab a pregnant woman and throw a party so loud it shakes the house, just to make her forget how much she’s going to hurt later.
My ladyshower was so loud the baby started kicking me in protest. I had to drink more wine to shut him up.
They threw my ladyshower in the middle of the street. I had to walk home with a baby on the way and a hangover.
My ladyshower was so wild I got drunk, fell down, and somehow got a baby out of my hip.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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