Lady's special

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A girl you're seeing, but you're too cheap to call her anything else. She’s like a free meal, but you’re still trying to figure out if she’ll ever be the main dish.
Hey, I’m still with Sarah, just don’t tell my mom. She’s my special lady friend, not my girlfriend.
I’m dating Lisa, but I’m not calling her my girlfriend. I’m saving that title for someone who doesn’t charge me extra for fries.
She’s my lady’s special. I’ve been seeing her for three months. I still haven’t paid for coffee yet.
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A woman who’s not your girlfriend, but she’s not just some random person you met at a gas station. She’s like that one classmate you talked to every day, but you never asked them to the prom.
She’s my lady’s special. We’ve been talking for weeks, but I still don’t know if she’s my girlfriend or just my ex’s friend.
I’ve been hanging out with Emily for two months. She’s my lady’s special. I still don’t know if she’s my girlfriend or just my ex’s friend.
I’ve been seeing Maya for a month. I still don’t know if she’s my girlfriend or just my ex’s friend.
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Two girls who are so close, they could be twins. People think they’re sisters. They’re not. They’re just really good at pretending.
My best friend and I are so close, people think we’re sisters. We’re not. We’re just really good at pretending.
My lady’s special and I are like sisters. We don’t even need to talk. We just know what the other person is thinking.
My best friend and I are so close, people think we’re sisters. We’re not. We’re just really good at pretending.
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A stupid way of charging people extra for things they don’t need. Like giving you a new engine just because your car is making a weird noise. Women get this the most because guys think they know nothing about cars.
I went to the mechanic, and he told me I needed a new engine. I asked why. He said my car was making a weird noise. I said my car is 10 years old. He said that’s why it’s making a weird noise.
My lady’s special took my car to the shop, and they told her she needed a new engine. I said I didn’t need a new engine. She said I needed it.
My lady’s special took my car to the shop, and they told her she needed a new engine. I said I didn’t need a new engine. She said I needed it. Again.
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