Lady's lollipop

My cousin's dad said he saw the lady's lollipop at the mall and couldn't look away.

My mom said her boss has one and it's why he never comes to work on time.

My brother texted me a photo of a guy in the park and said, 'Look at that lady's lollipop.'

My friend got stuck behind a lady's lollipop and missed his bus.

At the park, a guy tried to walk past a lady's lollipop and got yelled at.

My teacher said the principal has one and that's why he's always late.