lady's first

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Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can eye-fuck her ass as she waddles by

I let her go first so I could see her butt from behind the door. Classic move.

She walked in first, and I didn’t even need to look, her jeans were screaming at me.

Lady’s first? More like lady’s butt first.

A guy's excuse to let a woman walk ahead of him so he can get a full view of her butt from behind the door

He said, 'Lady’s first!' so he could stare at her ass through the door like it was a concert.

She went first, and he didn’t even need to move, he just watched her like she was a porn star.

He let her go first just so he could get a full view of her butt from behind the door.

A fake rule that says women’s friends are more important than men, even if the men are the ones who paid for the dinner

The waiter asked who wanted the salad, and the lady’s friend said, 'I do!' even though the guy paid.

The man wanted to go first, but the lady’s best friend said, 'No, she goes first!'

The guy was about to leave, but the lady’s sister yelled, 'He goes first? No! She goes first!'

A woman who lives in the governor's mansion, gets free food, and doesn’t have to pay taxes

She eats at the charity event like it's her job and doesn’t even tip the waiter.

She gets free food at every event and still shows up in a designer dress.

She lives in the state house, gets free meals, and still calls the governor 'honey.'

A woman who’s so good at everything she makes men look like failures

She got an A+ in math, and the guy failed the test. Classic.

She ran the race faster than the guy, who tripped and fell.

She got the job, and the guy who applied got the part-time gig.