lady's day

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A fancy way for a woman (or a man pretending to be one) to tell a man that they’re bleeding out of their pants and it’s not pretty.

Hey bro, it’s lady’s day, so you’re on your own today.

I’m not coming to the pub, it’s lady’s day and I’m not getting puked on.

He said, ‘It’s lady’s day, and I’m not getting poked by a sock.’

That time of the month when you feel like a sad, wet sock and your brain is trying to escape through your nose.

My period is here, and I feel like a soggy sock in a sock drawer.

I’m not going to the gym today, it’s lady’s day and I’m too sore to be sore.

I got my period and I screamed at my dog, my brother, and my mom.

When a guy decides to ditch his bros and hang out with a bunch of girls, usually because he wants to feel important or get a free drink.

He left the game to go hang with his girl friends, it was pure lady’s day madness.

He’s at the mall with his girl friends, classic lady’s day.

He skipped the pub for lady’s day and got a free latte.

When a man takes the day off to do all the manly tasks like digging holes, painting walls, and pretending he knows what he’s doing.

He took the day off to dig a hole, paint the walls, and plant passion fruit.

He spent the day installing a rain tank and pretending it was a manly task.

He went to the caravan show, it was a full-on man day.

A day where a guy does whatever his girl wants, just so she’ll stop nagging him or so he can get back in her pants.

He did whatever she wanted, it was like a man’s version of a slave.

She told him to do whatever she wanted, and he did it because he was scared.

He did all her chores just to get back in her pants.

An old name for a weed cigarette, like something your grandpa smokes while he yells at the TV.

He smoked a lady’s day like it was his last breath.

She passed him a lady’s day, and he smoked it like it was a holy relic.

He called it a lady’s day, and it was just a stinky cigarette.

A day when all the ladies decide they’re bisexual, just because it’s October 3rd and they’re trying to be cool.

She said she was bisexual on October 3rd, and it was just for the cool points.

They all claimed to be bisexual on October 3rd, and it was the worst thing ever.

He asked her if she was bisexual, and she said yes, just because it was October 3rd.