Ladyrat

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A woman who has the brains of a lady and the attitude of a rat. She’s a monster in high heels.
She kicked my ass in math and still called me a f***ing f***.
At the bar, she got the bartender to pour her a drink and then told him he was a loser.
She texted me: 'You’re a d***head. I’m leaving.' Then she left.
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A lady with the charm of a rat. She’s cute, but she’ll f*** you up if you cross her.
She smiled at me, then stole my lunch money and my dignity.
At the gym, she lifted more than me and called me a f***ing f***.
She sent me a DM: 'You’re a d***. I’m better than you.'
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A woman who’s got the looks of a lady and the guts of a rat. She’s a beast in a dress.
She walked into the room and made everyone else look like f***ing d***heads.
She beat me up in a fight and still had time to laugh at me.
She texted me: 'You’re a f***ing d***. I’m better than you.' Then she left.
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A lady who’s got the brains of a rat and the looks of a lady. She’s a f***ing genius and a f***ing hot mess.
She solved the math problem in 10 seconds and called me a f***ing d***.
At the party, she drank more than me and still won the trivia game.
She texted me: 'You’re a f***ing d***. I’m better than you.' Then she left.
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A woman who’s like a lady and a rat had a baby. That baby is a f***ing monster.
She walked into class and told the teacher I was a f***ing d***.
She beat me up in the hallway and still had time to laugh at me.
She texted me: 'You’re a f***ing d***. I’m better than you.' Then she left.
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