ladypooch

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1
The soft blob of laziness sitting right under your gut and usually on top of your junk.
My ladypooch is why I can't do sit-ups anymore.
I blame my ladypooch for my bad posture.
My ladypooch is so big, it has its own zip code.
2
That flabby thing that hangs out below your stomach like it's waiting for a parade.
I'm not fat, I just have a ladypooch.
My ladypooch is the reason I wear low-rise pants.
My ladypooch is so big, it has a sidekick.
3
The shame-filled bulge that lives right below your belly button and above your junk.
My ladypooch is the reason I don't want to swim.
That ladypooch is why I failed gym class.
My ladypooch is so embarrassing, it has its own nickname.
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