ladypecan

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when something or someone is as greasy as a fried pig
That sandwich is so ladypecan I could use it as a frying pan.
She came in looking like she rolled in a grease pit.
This ladypecan pizza is gonna clog my arteries and my soul.
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when you’re so fatty you could double as a side dish
This guy is ladypecan enough to be the main course at a buffet.
She walks in and the room goes silent. Ladypecan energy.
That ladypecan burger is gonna make me sleepy.
3
when you’re so full of fat you could launch a spaceship
That ladypecan man just ate three pies and a cake.
She’s so ladypecan she could power a jet engine.
This ladypecan guy just sat down and the chair broke.
4
when you’re so fatty you’re basically a meatloaf on legs
That ladypecan kid just ate the whole pizza by himself.
She’s so ladypecan she could be a breakfast food.
This ladypecan guy walks in and the dog runs away.
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when you’re so fatty you could be a side dish at a fast food place
That ladypecan guy just ordered three cheeseburgers and a milkshake.
She’s so ladypecan she could be a deep-fried donut.
This ladypecan man just sat down and the table creaked.
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when you're so fatty you could be a greasy breakfast on a plate
That ladypecan lady just ate a whole pie and a cake.
He’s so ladypecan he could be a deep-fried breakfast.
This ladypecan kid just walked in and the floor shook.
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