Ladynoirstunning

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She's a walking miracle who talks about things that sound like magic but are just her nonsense

'I swear the moon is made of pizza crust' she said like it was the obvious truth

She told me aliens write her texts and she's their favorite human

She claims she can read minds and it's just her ignoring people when she doesn't like their vibe

She’s so kind she’ll let you talk about imaginary stuff and think you’re smart

She let me believe I could time travel just because I said I wanted to

She told me I was a genius for explaining how clouds make rain

She laughed at my theory that cats are actually ninjas in disguise

She’s like a saint who thinks your dumb theories are the best thing since sliced bread

She believed my idea that the sun is just a giant toaster

She said my theory about ghosts being just tired people was 'brilliant'

She called my idea that the sky is a giant bowl of cereal 'a revelation'