ladylight

He told her a joke about her ex and her dog. She laughed so hard she spilled her coffee.

She texted him a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses. He replied with a duck sound. She cried laughing.

At the bar, he said 'I’ve seen your face before' and she said 'You’ve seen my face before? I’ve seen your face on a pizza.'

He showed up at her door with a pizza and a broken leg. She said 'I like you more than the pizza.'

He texted her 'I’m stuck in a ditch.' She said 'I’ll come rescue you.'

He came to her house in pajamas and a hat. She said 'You’re my hero.'

He kept telling her bad jokes until she smiled through her tears.

He asked her if she wanted to go to the mall. She said 'Yes, because you’re coming.'

He texted her 100 times in one day. She said 'I’m smiling because I’m tired.'

He told her a joke about her mom. She laughed so hard she snorted.

He sent her a video of him dancing badly. She said 'I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.'

He said 'You’re the best friend I ever had.' She said 'I’m smiling because you’re drunk.'

He showed up at her house wearing a chicken costume. She said 'You’re my favorite idiot.'

He told her he was a superhero. She said 'I believe you because you’re crazy.'

He said he could fly. She said 'I’ll believe you when you come back from the moon.'

He brought her pizza and said 'I’m buying you dinner.' She said 'You’re my favorite person.'

He paid for her coffee and said 'I’m doing this because I like you.' She said 'I like you back.'

He brought her a cake and said 'I’m making you happy.' She said 'I’m smiling because you’re nice.'