ladyjumper

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some guy who thinks he's the king of the world and decides to bug every girl he sees because they're not as cool as him and he starts messaging them on Facebook and won't stop until he's got every girl in the school crying in the bathroom
Hey, I saw you in math class and now I'm gonna message you 10 times a day
You're not cool enough to ignore me
I'm gonna make you my girlfriend or I'll tell everyone you're a tomato addict
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a guy who friend requests every girl he doesn't know just to prove he's popular and then won't stop messaging them even when they tell him they're busy with their lives and their boyfriends who are actually scary
You're not popular enough to be ignored
I'm not done with you yet
Your boyfriend isn't scary, I am
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a guy who decides he's gonna ruin your life by messaging you on Facebook and won't stop until you're so mad you want to punch him and your boyfriend has to come save you from his annoyingness
You're not important enough to leave me alone
I'm going to message you until you scream
Your boyfriend can't save you from my texts
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a guy who friend requests 20 girls at once just because he thinks he's the best and then messages them all nonstop even when they tell him they're not interested and he won't stop until he gets a scary boyfriend to back him up
You're not cool enough to say no
I'm going to message you until you die
Your boyfriend is not scary, I am
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a guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and starts messaging every girl he sees on Facebook because he's too lazy to talk to real people and won't stop until they're all mad and their boyfriends come to save them
You're not cool enough to ignore me
I'm not done with you yet
Your boyfriend can't save you from my texts
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a guy who friend requests everyone on Facebook just to have something to do and then won't stop messaging you even when you tell him to leave you alone and he only stops when your scary boyfriend shows up and threatens to beat him up
You're not popular enough to ignore me
I'm going to message you until you're insane
Your boyfriend is not scary, I am
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