ladyjane

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A hot, smoky, dirty lady who makes everyone lose their minds with her brain, jokes, and her body that screams 'look at me'.
She walked in and the whole bar went silent. Then it exploded.
He texted her 'I need you now' and got a photo of her in pajamas.
She outsmarted the boss and then flattered him with a wink.
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A lady who looks like she was born in a nightclub and has the brain of a superhero and the body of a dream.
She asked the question that made the whole team blush.
He tried to flirt, she gave him a math problem and he failed.
She came in, everyone stood up, and she laughed like she knew it.
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A sassy, smart, super hot woman who makes everyone feel like they're in trouble and they love it.
She called the guy out in front of everyone and he just smiled.
She texted him 'I'm coming to your house' and he panicked.
She made the teacher laugh so hard he forgot to grade the test.
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A cool, smart, super sexy woman who can make anyone feel like they're in a movie and they're the star.
He said she was the best part of his day. She said he was the best part of hers.
She walked in and the whole class stopped talking.
She asked him a question and he said 'I don't know' and she laughed.
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A bad-ass, brainy, body-on-fire woman who makes everyone want to be her friend and her lover.
She said 'I don't need you' and then asked him to coffee.
He asked her out, she said 'yes' but only after a long stare.
She came in, he got a hard-on, the teacher got a headache.
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A woman who’s got the looks of a goddess, the mind of a warrior, and the laugh that makes everyone forget their problems.
He said she was the best thing that ever happened to him. She said he was her favorite mistake.
She walked in and the whole class was distracted.
She made the teacher laugh so hard he had to leave the room.
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