ladyhammer

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A guy who tries hard but ends up looking like a total loser is using his ladyhammer
He tried to lift that weight and fell over like a drunk giraffe.
He tried to dance and looked like a chicken with a broken leg.
He tried to fix his car and it exploded.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A man who gives up too fast is just waving his ladyhammer in the air
He tried to run a mile and quit after five steps.
He tried to cook and burned the toast so bad it screamed.
He tried to flirt and got laughed at by the whole class.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When a guy tries to be tough but is actually a total wimp, he’s using his ladyhammer
He tried to fight his brother and got tackled by a toddler.
He tried to play football and tripped over a pebble.
He tried to be cool and spilled his whole drink.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A man who tries to do something but ends up looking like an idiot is using his ladyhammer
He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
He tried to paint and it looked like a toddler had a meltdown.
He tried to do a handstand and fell flat on his face.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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When a guy tries to be tough but ends up being a total joke, he’s using his ladyhammer
He tried to be a superhero and got stuck in a tree.
He tried to juggle and dropped all the balls.
He tried to be brave and screamed when he saw a spider.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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