Ladyguns

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Ladyguns are a woman’s strong and hot legs that make men weak in the knees and jealous in the guts. They’re like a man’s arms, but way better because they don’t flake out on you.
My ex’s legs looked like they could bench-press a cow. I still have nightmares about it.
I saw her in a skirt and my brain shut down. My legs started doing the wave.
He said my legs were 'fire.' I said, 'I'm not a fire hazard, I'm a full-blown inferno.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladyguns are when a woman’s legs are so good, they could beat a man up. They’re like the ultimate flex, and men don’t stand a chance when they see them.
She walked in, and my brain went from working overtime to lunch break.
His legs looked like they had a PhD in making men speechless.
My friend saw her legs and said, 'That’s not a leg, that’s a weapon.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladyguns are the reason men don’t eat breakfast. They’re so good, they make you forget your name, your job, and why you’re wearing pants.
Her legs were so good, I forgot how to breathe. I just stared.
I saw her legs and my brain died. I’m still in the hospital.
He asked me out. I said, 'Only if you promise not to look at my legs.' He said, 'Deal.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladyguns are like a woman’s legs turning into a full-time job for men. You don’t just look at them, you worship them, and sometimes you pay for it.
She got out of the car, and I paid for the whole meal just to look at her legs.
He stared at her legs so long, he missed his train. Now he’s late for work.
I asked her out. She said, 'I’ll think about it, if your legs are good enough.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladyguns are the legs that make men forget their own legs exist. They’re like a love letter written in sweatpants and confidence.
She wore sweatpants and I was gone. My legs didn’t even get a chance to say hello.
He looked at her legs and forgot how to walk. Now he’s stuck in the hallway.
I told my friend my legs were good. He said, 'No, your legs are Ladyguns.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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