LadyGirl

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A LadyGirl is a woman who slaps on so much makeup it looks like war broke out on her face. She’s all about the show, not the substance.
My cousin came to town and looked like a clown who got hit by a glitter bomb.
She wears more mascara than I wear socks.
Her eyeliner is so thick, it could double as a fence.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A LadyGirl is a woman who acts like she’s running a beauty pageant every time she leaves her house. She’s fake, loud, and full of glitter.
She wore so much blusher, I thought she had a sunburn from another planet.
She did her hair like it was a full-time job.
She wore so much nail polish, her fingers looked like they were painted by a madman.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A LadyGirl is a woman who wears enough makeup to blind a horse. She’s all show, no go.
She put on so much lipstick, it looked like she had a rainbow stuck in her mouth.
Her eyelashes looked like they were glued on by a drunk fairy.
She wore so much foundation, I thought she was wearing a mask from a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A LadyGirl is a woman who makes her face look like a cake exploded. She’s fake, loud, and full of glitter.
She put on so much blush, I thought she had a nosebleed from another universe.
Her eyebrows looked like they were drawn by a toddler with a marker.
She wore so much highlighter, she looked like a disco ball.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A LadyGirl is a woman who looks like she stepped out of a makeup ad and then got hit by a truck. She’s all show, no go.
She wore so much mascara, I thought her eyelashes were going to fall off and join a band.
Her lips looked like they were painted by a man who had a meltdown.
She wore so much glitter, she looked like she was made of stars.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A LadyGirl is a woman who puts on so much makeup, she looks like she’s ready for a fight. She’s fake, loud, and full of glitter.
She wore so much blusher, I thought she had a face full of confetti.
Her eyeliner was so thick, it looked like she had a sword on her face.
She wore so much foundation, I thought she was wearing a mask from a haunted house.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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