Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy name for the space between a woman's legs that smells like regret and cheap perfume

My ex called it a ladygap. I called it a mistake.

She said her mom had a ladygap. I said her mom had a problem.

He took one look at my ladygap and ran out of the room.

2

the hole in a woman's pants that only a man would notice during a boring meeting

He kept staring at my ladygap during the Zoom call. I muted him.

My boss said I had a ladygap. I said he had a problem.

She told me I had a ladygap. I told her I had a future.

3

a woman's private part, but with more drama and less hygiene

He called my ladygap a masterpiece. I called it a mess.

My sister said I had a ladygap. I said she had a loud mouth.

He asked me about my ladygap. I asked him about his life.

4

what men think is a hole, but women know is a portal to chaos

He said my ladygap was a portal. I said his brain was a portal.

She called my ladygap a gateway. I called her a weirdo.

He tried to map my ladygap. I told him to map his life.

5

a woman's secret weapon, but only if she doesn't use it in public

He said my ladygap was a secret weapon. I said his mouth was a secret weapon.

She used her ladygap to embarrass me. I used mine to embarrass her.

He said my ladygap was a power move. I said his life was a power move.