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A woman who thinks she’s a man and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a clown’s closet.
She showed up to the party in a suit that looked like it had been dipped in glitter and mud.
She tried to convince me she was a ‘real man’ just because she wore a tie.
She took off her shirt and yelled, ‘This is what real men wear!’ and it was just a sweatshirt.