ladydrunk

He tried to walk to the bar. He ended up on the floor. In front of the whole restaurant.

He asked for a bathroom. He got a mop and a bucket instead.

He said he was going to the store. He came back with a pizza and a bottle of wine.

He sat in the middle of the living room and peed on the couch. He called it a palace.

He told his friend he was going to the bathroom. He came back with a full bladder and a new nickname.

He said he was going to sleep. He peed on the bed and fell into a coma.

He tried to dance. He ended up on the floor. He peed on the floor like a baby.

He said he was going to the store. He came back with a full bladder and a broken bottle.

He asked for a drink. He got a drink. He peed on the table.