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a person who messes up everything they touch
She tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch.
He tried to text and drive and crashed into a trash can.
She tried to make coffee and burned it to ash.
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someone who makes simple things complicated and frustrating
He turned a 5-minute task into a 2-hour nightmare.
She made a grocery list and still forgot the milk.
He tried to explain directions and lost everyone.
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a human who can’t do anything right without swearing
She spilled coffee and yelled at the cup.
He missed the exit and cussed the road.
He tried to fix the printer and called it a ‘stupid machine’.
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a person who turns normal days into living hell
She woke up late and cursed the alarm clock.
He spilled soup on his shirt and yelled at the soup.
She tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
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a human who can’t even do basic stuff without making a mess
He tried to fold laundry and made a pile.
She tried to brush her hair and got tangled.
He tried to tie his shoes and tripped over them.
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someone who makes everything worse by being bad at everything
He tried to help and made it worse.
She tried to fix the problem and broke it.
He tried to be cool and looked ridiculous.