ladydate

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A group of women who plan a day of fake relaxation, mostly to avoid real life and pretend they're not all just tired of each other.

Why do we need 10 different drinks for brunch? Just tell me I'm not fat anymore.

I'm not shopping. I'm performing a ritual. You're not allowed to talk to me.

If I don't get a mani I'll scream in the mall. You know I will.

When a bunch of women agree to do nothing productive but then argue about the best place to get a cocktail.

This is not a cocktail. This is a betrayal.

I'm not going to that bar. I'm going to the one that looks like it's from a movie.

I'll only go if you promise to buy me a cocktail. And then another.

A pretend day of fun that everyone agrees to because they know it's just an excuse to avoid working.

I'm not avoiding work. I'm preparing for the apocalypse.

If I don't get a pedi, I'll never finish this day.

Sun soaking is not a real thing. It's just me pretending I'm rich.

A day of fake happiness where women talk about their lives like they’re on a reality show and no one actually likes anyone else.

Why is my cocktail pink? This is a tragedy.

I didn’t come here to be friends. I came here to survive.

If I don’t get a mani, I’ll leave. And I will be dramatic about it.

A bunch of women who get together to do nothing but complain about everything and then pretend they had a good time.

I’m not complaining. I’m just being honest.

If I don’t get a pedi, I’m going to cry in the mall.

This is not a good time. This is a bad time. A very bad time.