ladycolder

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A lady who’s so cool and beautiful it makes your brain explode. She was born in a castle, but it was full of cussing and bad decisions.

I saw her walking down the street and I fell into a ditch.

She texted me and I got a PhD in being embarrassed.

Her beauty is so strong it gave my dog a migraine.

A woman who looks like a fairy tale but acts like a biker gang. She’s got beauty, attitude, and a history of bad love.

She walked into the room and my heart died from jealousy.

She told me to shut up and I got a tattoo of her face.

Her love life is like a horror movie with extra cheese.

A classic lady with a cool vibe and a face that could make a saint blush. She’s got a past full of love and enough drama for ten lifetimes.

I saw her and I forgot my own name.

She gave me a smile and I got a black eye from jealousy.

Her past is like a soap opera with more screaming.