ladychap

He walked into the bar and the bartender asked, 'What'll it be, sir?' He said, 'Whatever she's wearing.'

My cousin is a ladychap. He dated three girls at once and none of them knew.

He asked my mom out and she said yes just to shut him up.

He texted my sister, 'You look like a saint today.' She said, 'I am a saint.' He said, 'Then I'm the devil.'

He went to church just to flirt with the priest's daughter.

He asked my aunt to dance and she said yes, even though she had a broken leg.

He hit on the waitress so much, she gave him a free meal and a warning.

He tried to flirt with the barista and ended up in a fight with the manager.

He asked my grandma to marry him in front of the whole family.