ladycar

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A car that only works if you have a nice face and a big purse.
My mom’s car is a ladycar. It’s pink and it honks when you open the door.
I tried to drive my aunt’s ladycar. It wouldn’t go unless I said please.
My cousin’s ladycar broke down, but it still had a mirror for her nails.
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A car that thinks it’s fancy just because it has cup holders.
My sister’s ladycar has a perfume diffuser. It smells like her gym bag.
I tried to park my dad’s car. He said it’s not a ladycar, so it doesn’t count.
My neighbor’s ladycar has a seat that folds into a bed. It’s also a trash can.
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A car that only works if you promise it a latte.
My mom’s ladycar wouldn’t start until she promised it a caramel latte.
I asked my grandma if her car was a ladycar. She said, 'It is, but it also has a side mirror for my hair.'
My brother’s car is not a ladycar. It’s just a car. It doesn’t care about lattes or makeup.
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