ladyayakashi

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

1
a food-giving gremlin who also feels the need to slap your head like it’s a snack
You asked for fries. She gave you fries and a head slap.
She brought you soup and then smacked you for being sad.
You got pizza and a face full of fingers.
2
a grill who thinks you’re a baby and keeps giving you snacks like it’s a punishment
She gave you a burger and called you a crybaby.
You asked for salad and got a sandwich and a comment about your life choices.
She brought you chips and said, 'Here, eat this and stop being sad.'
3
a grill who gives you food like it’s a favor and then hits you for being weak
She dropped a taco in your hand and said, 'You’re welcome. Now stop whining.'
You got a hot dog and a comment about your lack of manhood.
She handed you fries and called you a 'sad sack.'
xs