ladyarms

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A guy with arms like toothpicks who can't lift a bag of chips without crying.

He tried to carry my groceries and fell over like a drunk turtle.

At the gym, he looked like a twig trying to be a tree.

He couldn’t even hold a pizza without it slipping like it was ashamed of him.

A man whose arms are so thin, you could fit a noodle through them and call it a day.

He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was doing a magic trick.

His arms are so wimpy, they could be used as straws.

He tried to hug me and it felt like hugging a stick.

A guy with arms so puny, they look like they were made by a kid who forgot to use the big crayons.

He tried to lift a box and it looked like he was trying to save a baby from a lion.

His arms are so tiny, they could be mistaken for fingers.

He tried to do a bicep curl and it looked like he was doing a dance.