Lady_Xscape

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screaming like a baby and bolting like a coward from a monster that looks like a soup recipe gone wrong

I saw the monster and I ran like my pants were on fire!

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops!

That thing looked like it was made by a mad scientist and a toddler.

dashing away like a hot mess because you’re too dumb to handle a situation

He ran like he was being chased by a chicken with a badge!

She ran like her hair was on fire and her life was a mess!

That guy ran like he just saw his ex and her new boyfriend.

escaping like your life depends on it because everything went wrong at once

The car crashed, the dog ran away, and I had to escape like my life was a horror movie!

The pizza was late, the cat was mad, and I ran like I was fleeing a war!

The power went out, the internet died, and I ran like I was being hunted!

booking a vacation so good it’s like you’re getting a new life and a free pizza

I booked a trip so good I might not come back!

That vacation was so good I forgot my own name!

I took a break so good I could’ve lived there forever!

saying goodbye so hard it’s like you’re throwing a party and you’re the only one there

I said goodbye so hard the whole street heard me!

That farewell was like a concert and I was the only fan!

I said adios so loud my dog ran away!