Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who sounds like a broken phone and acts like she’s on a stage, all at the same time.

Lady Wongaga just sang into a dead phone and called it a duet.

She tried to dance but her legs moved like a robot.

Her voice was so bad, my dog walked out of the room.

2

A lady who has the face of a confused chicken and the voice of a broken toaster.

She started a concert and cried because she couldn’t remember the lyrics.

Her outfit was so loud, it gave me a headache.

She tried to sing but it sounded like a cat fighting a blender.

3

A woman who makes phone calls like it’s a war and sings like she’s dying.

She called my mom and yelled about her hair like it was a battle.

Her singing was so bad, my plants died.

She tried to dance and fell into a puddle like it was a fashion statement.

4

A lady who talks like she’s on a phone and sings like she’s been tortured.

She called me at 3 AM and sang about her feelings like it was a crisis.

Her voice was so bad, my neighbor called the cops.

She tried to dance but it looked like she was having a seizure.

5

A woman who sounds like a phone from hell and acts like she’s a pop star.

She sang so badly, my phone started to cry.

She did a dance and it looked like she was being chased by a monster.

Her voice was so loud, it shook my walls.

6

A lady who has the face of a confused alien and the voice of a broken karaoke machine.

She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

Her dance moves were so bad, my cat walked out.

She called my dad and yelled about her hair like it was a war.