Lady Wing Dings

My cousin is a Lady Wing Dings. She looks like she’s been tortured by a coat rack.

That girl in math class is a Lady Wing Dings. She’s got more shoulder blades than a chicken.

My mom says I’m a Lady Wing Dings. She’s probably right. I’ve been told I look like a skeleton with a shirt on.

My friend’s a Lady Wing Dings. She looks like she’s been in a car crash and only got hit from the back.

That girl in the hallway is a Lady Wing Dings. She’s got wings on her back and no life.

I’m a Lady Wing Dings. My back looks like a parking lot.

My sister’s a Lady Wing Dings. She’s got wings and a bad attitude.

That girl in my science class is a Lady Wing Dings. She looks like she’s ready to fly and leave me behind.

I’ve got the body of a Lady Wing Dings. My back looks like a bird’s ready to take off.