Lady Wind

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When a woman in her 40s to 60s lets out a loud, smelly fart in public, like she’s been holding it in for a decade.
My boss did it during a Zoom meeting and I almost choked on my coffee.
My aunt let one rip at the grocery store and the guy next to her ran out of the store.
My mom did it during a family dinner and my dad said, 'That was louder than my old truck.'
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A woman with straight hair that looks like it’s been combed by a prison barber, who works in a doctor’s office and makes your hair look like a hurricane hit it.
She walks in and my hair goes crazy, like it just got a standing ovation.
Her hair moves like it’s got a fan behind it, and I can’t tell if it’s cool or creepy.
She walks by and my hair does a backflip, and I’m not even wearing a helmet.
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