Lady Wellington

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A poop so clean it's almost spiritual. Only the most polished ladies can pull this off, and sometimes it smells like perfume instead of something gross.
My aunt had a Lady Wellington so clean I could eat it.
I saw my mom do a Lady Wellington and it smelled like lilacs.
My sister’s Lady Wellington was so perfect, I asked if she was wearing a new perfume.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A poop that’s so pretty it’s almost a crime. Only ladies with class can make one, and it might smell like flowers or something fancy.
My grandma’s Lady Wellington was so pretty, it looked like a painting.
My friend’s Lady Wellington smelled like roses and she got a compliment.
My mom did a Lady Wellington and it was like she was wearing a dress.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A poop so good it’s almost a luxury. Only the most refined ladies can make one, and it might even smell like something expensive.
My aunt’s Lady Wellington was so good, I wanted to eat it like it was cake.
My sister’s Lady Wellington smelled like a fancy perfume and I was jealous.
My mom’s Lady Wellington was so refined, I thought she was eating a snack.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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