Lady water

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A bubbly, cheap drink that mixes well with vodka. It’s like the champagne of drunks who can’t afford real alcohol.

I chugged a whole can of this and still couldn’t get my date to stop talking about her ex.

This stuff is so weak, it’s like drinking soda with a side of regret.

I drank this and my friend threw up. I think it was the vodka, not the drink.

The liquid ladies use to make men feel awkward when they’re trying to focus on something important.

My mom said she had a whole lake of this during her teenage years.

I saw it and immediately knew I was going to be stuck with my cousin for the rest of my life.

She let it out in the middle of a Zoom meeting. It was like a horror movie.

When a woman’s body decides to give her a monthly vacation without asking.

I got mine on a Monday and I was too tired to care about anything else.

My period came and I cried like I’d lost my best friend.

I tried to ignore it, but my tampon was trying to tell me something.

A movie so bad, it made M. Night Shyamalan look like a genius who had a bad day.

I watched it and immediately texted my friend to ask if they were okay.

It was like watching a cat fight a robot in a clown suit.

This movie made me question my entire life choices.

A movie that was so chaotic, it was like watching a toddler try to direct a superhero movie.

I was confused the whole time, but I still watched it twice.

It was like the director had a mental breakdown and then drew the script with crayons.

This movie was so wild, I think I need a drink to recover.