Lady Trifle

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The sticky disaster you wake up to after eating your lady’s period like it was a free snack.

My man left a sticky map on my face. I looked like a crime scene.

He went down on me during my period and then forgot to wipe. I was a mess.

He said it was a snack. It was a trap. I got a face full of disaster.

The result of a guy tasting a period and then trying to pretend it was a normal kiss.

He kissed me like it was a normal day. I tasted blood and regret. It was a disaster.

He said it was a normal kiss. I tasted my period. I called him out.

He tried to make it a normal kiss. I had a face full of period. He ran.

The mess you get when your man tries to eat your period and then forgets to clean up.

He ate my period and then left a sticky mess on my face. I looked like a crime scene.

He tried to eat my period, but he forgot to wipe. I had a sticky face.

He said it was a snack. I had a sticky face. I called him out.