Lady treats

My mom’s got more behind her ear than my little sister’s got in her savings account.

That lady at the mall has something behind her ear that’s probably worth more than my car.

My aunt thinks she’s fancy because she’s got three behind her ear at once.

My cousin’s got so many behind her ear, she probably doesn’t need a mirror.

He asked her out, and she just showed him her ear and walked away.

My grandma’s got one behind her ear that’s been there since the 80s.

My sister’s got a whole bunch behind her ear, and she won’t tell me what they are.

He asked her what was behind her ear, and she just said, 'You don’t wanna know.'

My mom’s got one so big, it’s almost falling out.