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A woman who’s all boobs and attitude. Her nipples are so good, they could start a war.

She walked in and the whole bar went silent. Even the barista dropped his coffee.

Her shirt was halfway off, and I was already planning my escape.

She texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring snacks. And a plan.'

A woman who looks like a giant pair of breasts got dressed. And then decided to be mean about it.

Her laugh could shake the walls. And the guy behind her was already crying.

She showed up in a bikini and I forgot how to breathe.

She said, 'I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.' I didn’t know what she was talking about.

A woman so full of breasts, she could knock out a man with a side eye.

He tried to flirt with her. He got a punch in the gut and a side eye that could kill.

She walked by and I dropped my pizza. It was that good.

She said, 'You’re not cute. You’re just trying too hard.' I left.