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A lady thief is a hot guy who snatches another guy's girlfriend like she’s a piece of meat. He’s usually smooth, funny, and has a body like a god. This happens when the guy she’s supposed to be with is gone, like on a trip to Germany or just too tired to keep her happy.
My ex’s friend took my ex out of nowhere. He looked like a model and had a laugh that made me cry.
The guy at the bar stole my date because he thought I was a joke.
My cousin’s husband had a lady thief take him out while he was in the hospital.
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A lady thief is a guy who swipes a girl from another guy, usually when the original guy is nowhere to be found. He’s got charm, a good sense of humor, and probably a six-pack. This usually happens when the guy she’s with is overseas, broke, or just not good in bed.
My neighbor took my brother’s girlfriend because she said he was ‘too boring’ and ‘smelled like old pizza.’
The guy at the gym stole my girlfriend because he thought I was too fat to notice.
My dad’s friend had a lady thief take him out while he was stuck in Germany for six months.
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A lady thief is a guy who basically takes another guy’s girlfriend like it’s a robbery. He’s usually hot, funny, and has a way of making the original guy look like a chump. This happens when the original guy is off doing something else, like working, being lazy, or just not good in bed.
My friend’s girlfriend ran off with his coworker because he forgot to send her a text for three days.
The guy from my bar took my date because I was too busy drinking and being sad.
My mom’s boyfriend had a lady thief take him out while he was stuck in Germany for six months.
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